Sometimes the best relationship is the one you have with a perfectly salted side of fries. This is for the unapologetically single, the fiercely independent, and anyone who knows that freedom tastes better than settling.

The Fries Before Guys T-Shirt is your new wardrobe MVP.

Shirt Details:

• Gildan Softstyle 64000 — ultra-soft unisex fit
• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton | Heathers: 35% cotton / 65% polyester
• Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton / 10% polyester | Graphite Heather: 50/50 blend
• Lightweight fabric — 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit
• Ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling
• Pearlized tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Ethically grown US cotton — Oeko-Tex certified, Gildan US Cotton Trust Protocol member

Perfect for your bestie who's thriving solo, your sister who just reclaimed her Saturday nights, or yourself — because you're the main character.

Please note: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Sleeve prints and neck labels on select products are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology.